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My Huge Snake Brings All The Boys I Want In My Yard, You Could Be Next

Cindy is my name, and I am a successful 30-year-old woman.

A lot of people have asked me why I use wotchcraft to get whatever I want. I grew up poor and I was not an academic person at school. Every morning, I was literally dragged out of bed by my father who used to force me to go to school. I hated it. I hated school.

I never matriculated and I do not have any skills that will help me open up a business. I am what most call a ‘domkop’ yet I love the finer things in life.

It is when I met my then boyfriend who is a foreigner that my life changed. He told me that I am not pretty enough to be a model or even good enough to be on TV although I believe I make a good comedian. Instead, he adviced me to go to a witch to have short boys so they could bring me money.

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